licklucifer:

lucisensitivesatan:

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

You mean something like this?

image

gif…for…everything.

swtorlife:

isis-:

gthorndal:

so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering

and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought

but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower

my mom thought something was wrong with me

okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case. 

omg this is fantastic

That’s 3 puns at once how is that possible

Fresh out of the box ready to gank some demons

Fresh out of the box ready to gank some demons

College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

the-masters-fallen-angel:

siterlas:

leviticas:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUPERNATURAL SCENES AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

#gee wonder why bobby hated john

I can relate to Bobby on so many levels it scares me.

This scene was everything

imissnepeta:

imissnepeta:

myexperienceindayz:

imissnepeta:

Listen here you ducks, this is a fucking candy giveaway. 
That’s all you are getting, candy, lost of it, a motherfucking box filled with candy.
Boring rules you should probably read:
You must be following me. Because I fucking like having followers. Not going to lie.
Reblog as much as you want I don’t care go crazy. Just don’t be a spammer, everyone hates spammers. I hate spammers. Not really. I love you.
Likes don’t count.
No giveaway blogs. Come on, don’t be thatguy.
If your blog promotes any kind of hate don’t bother reblogging. Seriously, stick that reblog up your ass.
You must be comfortable giving me your address! I’ll ship everywhere. I don’t care.
Inbox open and you must reply withing 48 hours. Because I’m pretty damn impatient.
Giveaway ends… let’s say 13th of July.
Feel free to message me any questions. Seriously. Anything. Come on man, bring it on, we tight.
There will be only one winner. Unless you think you are two people which is cool, but you’d still only be getting one box though.
Prizes:
Seriously? I just told you. CANDY. 
Hey, you have allergies? We tight man, if you win just tell me what not to buy.
Okay, but seriously, love you all and good luck!


Ends tonight at 11:59 so reblog as much as you can right now!!!

Had to reblog this from my old dead blog to be able to reblog it myself but yesss it ends tonight!!

Ends in an hour!!!!!!

imissnepeta:

imissnepeta:

myexperienceindayz:

imissnepeta:

Listen here you ducks, this is a fucking candy giveaway. 

That’s all you are getting, candy, lost of it, a motherfucking box filled with candy.

Boring rules you should probably read:

  • You must be following me. Because I fucking like having followers. Not going to lie.
  • Reblog as much as you want I don’t care go crazy. Just don’t be a spammer, everyone hates spammers. I hate spammers. Not really. I love you.
  • Likes don’t count.
  • No giveaway blogs. Come on, don’t be thatguy.
  • If your blog promotes any kind of hate don’t bother reblogging. Seriously, stick that reblog up your ass.
  • You must be comfortable giving me your address! I’ll ship everywhere. I don’t care.
  • Inbox open and you must reply withing 48 hours. Because I’m pretty damn impatient.
  • Giveaway ends… let’s say 13th of July.
  • Feel free to message me any questions. Seriously. Anything. Come on man, bring it on, we tight.
  • There will be only one winner. Unless you think you are two people which is cool, but you’d still only be getting one box though.

Prizes:

Seriously? I just told you. CANDY. 

Hey, you have allergies? We tight man, if you win just tell me what not to buy.

Okay, but seriously, love you all and good luck!

Ends tonight at 11:59 so reblog as much as you can right now!!!

Had to reblog this from my old dead blog to be able to reblog it myself but yesss it ends tonight!!

Ends in an hour!!!!!!

sherlockcraft:

Sherlock Craft 1000 followers giveaway!

So, a little bit ago we hit 1000 followers, and now I’m in the position to do a couple of little giveaways for you lovely people!

Simply reblog this post before the end of July to go in the draw to with one of the little goodie packs pictured above. Should you win, you will get to choose which you recieve, and you do not have to be following this blog to enter! Winners will be chosen by ramdom number generator on the 1st August!

There will be at least one of each pack to give away (if we get masses of reblogs there might be more!) or if you can’t wait til it ends or want to get both (and/or other awesome Sherlocky items) you can grab them here.